Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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