I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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