I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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