I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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