VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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