Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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