Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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