Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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