So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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