And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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