So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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