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I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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