so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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