if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Randomize
