hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize