my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Rumble strips road head = magical
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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