whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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