new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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