do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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