Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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