with your own penis?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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