If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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