I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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