But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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