I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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