we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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