that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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