There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
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I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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