Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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