i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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