hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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