so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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