Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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