Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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