forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no