GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated