I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis