super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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