Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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