I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
