this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
