she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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