What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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