Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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