It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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