By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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