i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
