Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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