and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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