Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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