So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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