Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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