Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Nicole vs. Life
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
