Do you still have your period?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
