I just made out with a guy for $7.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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