Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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