ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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