Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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