I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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