Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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