I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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