Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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