Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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